Congrats to Cole & Dylan Sprouse for being the only people in this generation of Disney that HAVE NOT launched a singing career.
& our generation thanks you:
(Source: ggrint)
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
- Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
- I can't breathe....
(Source: thegymnopedies)
(Source: bennyshap)
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
- me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
- me two minutes later: omg is that cake
(Source: princeofparis)
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